| Award |
Winner |
Rationale |
| Angry Man Award | Nigel Hudspith | For nearly beating up referee Tony Micallef |
| Showing Off Award | Peter Lindsey | For scoring a hat-trick when his family were watching |
| Shooting Award | Phil Aish | For shooting on sight, defended or not |
| Injury Award | Sarah Withers | For missing nearly the whole season with an ankle injury getting out of a cab ("not drunk") |
| Pin Up Award | Mandy "Page 3" Furlano | For her frequest appearances in press |
| Late Award | Grace Stimpson | For being late to every match bar one (when she didn't know the start time) |
| Navigator Award | Rhiannon Williams-Clarke | For getting lost going to the last home game of the season (with all the kit) |
| Special Recognition Award | Dan Pratt | For not voting for himself in these awards (first time for everything) |
| Man Flu Award | Geraldine Heath | For a slight sniffle |
| Bizarre Injury Award | Julia Johnson | For injuring her arse - unclear how |
| Caped Crusader Award | Dave Batman Butters | For crimes against dressing gowns |
